Dreaming During Deadlines Prints

The Disadvantages of Home Working

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

What else is there to wish for?

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Finger on the Z Key

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Clock watcher

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'