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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Giant white horse.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

What is possible/what is probable.

An Appreciation

What is possible and what is probable.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Slug cowboys

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Grow up, Slim.

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

Dogs running in their dreams

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'