Dreamer Of The Stables Pillows

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Giant white horse.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

What is possible/what is probable.

An Appreciation

What is possible and what is probable.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

Slug cowboys

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

"I don't think air guitar counts."