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"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I've never ridden a horse!' 'What a coincidence, he's never been ridden!'

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

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'You gotta be kidding me!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Giant white horse.

Olympic Climate

Emma's Unicorn

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

I love my Uke.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Running out of Gas.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'I thought I could dance...'