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'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"It is we."

Giant white horse.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

In/Out

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Ahh, shade."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

My horse for a kingdom.

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

'I just hope that my life inspires young people to believe in their own ridiculously overdeveloped sense of entitlement!'

'King who?'

To my future King.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."