Dream World Traveler Gifts

I tried counting sheep

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Italia tours

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

The Decline of Europe

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Gulliver's other travels.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...