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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Italia tours

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

The Decline of Europe

Greek A-Z Map,

Travelogue

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Gulliver's other travels.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Fleeing Kabul

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open