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"Where can I go for this much?"

Easter Island legs

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

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