Dream Alchemist Gifts

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

A workaholic's dream.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Think outside the seed.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Another nightmare?"