Idea Alchemist Gifts

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Think outside the seed.'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

' A good idea '

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Team Leader

Bright idea

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Elevator Pitch

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Human Brain

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

The Doorway to Ideas

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Big Bang Boulevard

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'