Dream Alchemist Mugs

When it came to dreams about dead celebrities, Al wondered why Marilyn Monroe never made an appearance, yet Ernest Borgnine was a regulator visitor.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

A dream of consequence

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'Think outside the seed.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'