Dreadlocks Admirer Pillows

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Mating rituals

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Moon

Cybergoth.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Purple Fairy

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Escher's Dog

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Goblin.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

The Mouse King

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Fan club

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"But I digress..."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

Peter