Dreadlocks Admirer Mugs

Rasta Ants.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Mating rituals

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Cybergoth.

Purple Fairy

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Fly Tightrope walker

Escher's Dog

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

The Mouse King

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Fan club

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Goblin.

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

Peter