Dreadlock Admirer Mugs

Cybergoth.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Mating rituals

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Purple Fairy

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Escher's Dog

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Fly Tightrope walker

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Mouse King

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Fan club

Peter

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

Needy, the high maintenance dwarf.

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Alas, the Princess was just too late to kiss the frog.

An Angel Walks His Dog.

The Dread Arrows

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

Bovine Cannonball