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'Cartoonist thinking'

The circus diver.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

False starts.

'Giraffe'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Turtle chick.

"Can you hear me now?"

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

Bird draws a snake.

Book ratings.

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Cleaning Pig 'They're actually very clean animals.'

'All good things come to an end . . .'

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

'Hey, look!'

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'