Draws The Unexpected T-Shirts

'Cartoonist thinking'

The circus diver.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Giraffe'

False starts.

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

Turtle chick.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Bird draws a snake.

"Can you hear me now?"

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

Book ratings.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Cleaning Pig 'They're actually very clean animals.'

'Hey, look!'

I didn't realise you sold shoes!