Unexpected Comedy T-Shirts

The circus diver.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Bathing and Showering.

Prosthetic snake.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Can you hear me now?"

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

I hate it when they start without us.

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'

Can You Dance?

Axel, as long as you're going to the kitchen, would you get me a beer? I'm sorry, Lance, but the comic strip code forbids teen wolverines from handling beer

At death's door

O'Leary's Monuments

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Acme quick sand

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.