Horatio Sparkins
Draper Gifts
Searching for a special gift for a draper or textile expert? Our collection offers witty, charming items that highlight their craftsmanship and dedication. From fun mugs to stylish prints, find something to make their day extra special and show appreciation for their skill and passion.
I could have danced all night!
Omara Portuondo
Turn, turn and turn.
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Warrior Woman
The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker
"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."
Michael Jackson.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Ladies
Cossack dancers
Dancing with the Star Wars
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.
Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!
'I'll take it!'
Dance.
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'
Disco Bunny.
Moulin Rouge Security
Waving from Behind the Curtain
Modern Kids.
Music Hall Dancers
'We are so in sync!'
Marcel Marceau's parrot
'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'
A Cow Striptease
Draper Gifts Collection
Draper Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for drapers, perfect for adding a dash of humor or inspiration to their daily routine. Click here to find the ideal mug!
Draper Pillows
Find fun and stylish pillows perfect for any draper's space. Add personality and comfort with our witty designs. Shop now to brighten their day!
Draper Prints
Decorate a workspace or studio with our unique prints celebrating draping. Artistic, funny, and inspiring—click here to see the full collection!
Draper T-Shirts
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