Dramatic Dialogue Imitator Pillows

Waiting For Godot

Harriet Walter

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"May I have your autograph?"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Parroting

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'

'Let my focus group interface with your focus group!'

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Sorry Mr Jones, we don't think you're the right person to work here at the Serious Fraud Office.'

"Our telenovela will return after a word from our sponsor."

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

Conversation-Killer Whale

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."