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Waiting For Godot

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Harriet Walter

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"May I have your autograph?"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Parroting

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'

'Let my focus group interface with your focus group!'

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

"I finally figured out who you copy."

'Sorry Mr Jones, we don't think you're the right person to work here at the Serious Fraud Office.'

"...I vehemently deny all of the allegations against me..."

"Our telenovela will return after a word from our sponsor."

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

Conversation-Killer Whale

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone. I can sound like Beyonce

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."