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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

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"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

The Tangents talk it over.

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"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"It's time for an adult conversation, dear. Let's give your father a minute to leave the room."

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

Darling, we really should talk some time."

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"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

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'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'