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"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"May I have your autograph?"

Parroting

"He's a bull dog."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'Sorry Mr Jones, we don't think you're the right person to work here at the Serious Fraud Office.'

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"