Accent Imitator Pillows

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Copycat.

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"May I have your autograph?"

Casting for Heroes series II.

Parroting

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

"He's a bull dog."

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

I think what made me come home with you was your French accents. Great. Is it okay if I stop using it now?

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

"This is the upwardly mobile, mobile phone, sir, it converts everything you say into Queen's English."

It wasn't the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent he couldn't understand.

"A little peace and quiet."

"I have tried telling you several times, my name is Ken and I am from Glasgow."