Accent Imitator Mugs

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Copycat.

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"May I have your autograph?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Parroting

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's a bull dog."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"This is the upwardly mobile, mobile phone, sir, it converts everything you say into Queen's English."

It wasn't the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent he couldn't understand.

"I have tried telling you several times, my name is Ken and I am from Glasgow."

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'