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'Sorry Mr Jones, we don't think you're the right person to work here at the Serious Fraud Office.'

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Elfis"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

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Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

Thesaurus Editors Applicants,Candidates,Entrants,Inquirers,Job-seekers.

Copycat.

'Hello, 911?'

"One of the great impressionists."

Chicken Ala-King.

"May I have your autograph?"

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'I've not been myself lately'