Dramatic Cross-examiner T-Shirts

'Do you honestly expect us to believe you're just the fall guy?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Sigmund Freud.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Harriet Walter

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

Examiners Nightmare.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Grading Guidelines.

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'

Tourists

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center