Dramatic Cross-examiner Prints

'Do you honestly expect us to believe you're just the fall guy?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Sigmund Freud.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Harriet Walter

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

Examiners Nightmare.

Grading Guidelines.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Tourists

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'