Drama Buffs T-Shirts

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

Theatre refreshments

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Mikado

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Theatre Crowd

Falstaff

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Cossack dancers

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Comedy and tragedy masks

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.