Drama Buffs T-Shirts

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

Theatre refreshments

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

University Soapflakes

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

A little bird told me...

Theatre Crowd

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cossack dancers

Comedy and tragedy masks

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."