Drama Buff T-Shirts

"I don't get it."

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

The Goethe Life.

Good cop, sad cop.

'I'm afraid, Giovanni, you have the wrong idea about comic opera.'

"Can you offer a positive identification, Sir?"

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Succession 2

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

"You down there, celebrity prisoner No. 849, stop regaling the exercise yard with takes of former show-biz glory."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Showbiz Awards

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Bloody hell!"

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."