Dozing Fisherman Gifts

Night fishing

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Priest with Christian symbol

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Sheep Fishing

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

Fisherman.

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Fly Fishing.

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

A man and a cloud fishing

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

Taking the bait.

'Check this out dude. I got this one on a silver nose ring!'