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Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

King George I

'Greenwich in the Season'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Maid

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Meet Thy Doom

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Downtrodden Abbey

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

Lack of Euro Vision

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Heat Wave Podium