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Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"This may not be Downton Abbey, but I do prefer when you dress for dinner."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

King George I

'Greenwich in the Season'

Bette Midler

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

ABBA

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Meet Thy Doom

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Maid

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Downtrodden Abbey

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Martin Clunes.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Lack of Euro Vision

'You're so meadow dramatic!'