Downtime Activities Gifts

Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Belief and Trust.

Curling your hair for no reason

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"I'm more of a day owl."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Ball pit

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

Zerotasking

'So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?'

'Good morning, I am Mister Greenreaper independent consultant. The management has asked me to reorganize your department in oder to improve its productivity and its competivity.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'For some reason I was hoping for something more romantic.' (Woman trying to date online)

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'