Downtime Activities Gifts

Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Belief and Trust.

Curling your hair for no reason

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm more of a day owl."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Ball pit

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Zerotasking

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

'So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?'

'Good morning, I am Mister Greenreaper independent consultant. The management has asked me to reorganize your department in oder to improve its productivity and its competivity.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Card night for introverts.

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

'For some reason I was hoping for something more romantic.' (Woman trying to date online)

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?