Double-jobber Appreciator Pillows

'Is there any truth in the rumour that you're moonlighting as a barmaid,Miss Jones?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Ace High

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"...but, seriously..."

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Deadpan Delivery.

"Are you binge watching again?"

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"Every time he's right, he does that."

Chugger

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

The End.

Sed Revocare Gradum.

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

Perspective Repair

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair