Blend Of Work And Play Appreciator Pillows

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Little ship of horrors

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Men dancing

"I got replaced by another clown"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

"There goes that creepy music again...

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Flamenco

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Hamlet

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Gay couple living together.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"It took forever but that's the last of them. We'll try for the works of George Bernard Shaw next."

Fly Mimes.

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Question my integrity, $10.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'