Dormitory Disaster Enthusiast Pillows

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Roasted

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Dave's How to Puke Book.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Leaking washing machine.

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Typical Taurus.