Dormitory Disaster Enthusiast T-Shirts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Roasted

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Leaking washing machine.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Typical Taurus.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!