Dorm Life Aficionados Gifts

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Cot.

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Bowl Mon.

It says here that yu sleep less as you get older. I think Ernie has found fountain of eternal youth.

The Early and the Late Bird

'Well. . . my first year of college is going okay, but I really wish I could get some new roommates.'

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

Stainless steel dorms!

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.

"Wrong side. Right side."

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

'No, I can't make it next Friday. How about a week Tuesday?'

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

'I demand a saliva test!'