Dorm Life Enthusiasts Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

The End is Nigh

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

Cot.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

The simple pleasures of living alone....

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

The end is nigh.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

The end is near.

The Doom Channel

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!