Dorm Life Enthusiasts Mugs

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

The End is Nigh

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

Cot.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

The end is nigh.

The end is near.

The Doom Channel