Dorm Life Survivor Mugs

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

Someone is Out There Watching.

Stainless steel dorms!

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"