Dorm Life Survivor Mugs

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Sleeping like a baby'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

Someone is Out There Watching.

Stainless steel dorms!

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

Turn that noise down ! (II)