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"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Mr Metrosexual.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

I love my cape

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A masked man serenading

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

"He's sending an instant message."

Arcade Game Baseball.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Right Here

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

United States Constitution.

Colombia Peace Talks

Olive Branch

Playing Footsies.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Me invent the wheel!'