Doowap Enthusiast Mugs

"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Mr Metrosexual.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I love my cape

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Arcade Game Baseball.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Right Here

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Playing Footsies.

Olive Branch

Colombia Peace Talks

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Me invent the wheel!'

"I spy something red."