Wrap Enthusiast Mugs

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Letter Collecting Nerd

"That shirt is so last year."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

The college of my choice.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Music Collector.

It's my summer robe.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Snowman offering solutions.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

What do you like most about presents?

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'