Wrap Enthusiast Mugs

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"That shirt is so last year."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

The college of my choice.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Music Collector.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

What do you like most about presents?

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Snowman offering solutions.

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'