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The Farmer In The Del-Vikings.

Turn, turn and turn.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

I love my Timpani

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Labradoodle"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Fred Astaire

Music for car stereos

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Peter Gabriel

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

How hit songs get their names