Doorstep Dialogues Gifts

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"How about a hand."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Dialogue

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

A lesson in wit

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"