Doorstep Devotee Gifts

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Television Readers.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Michael Moore

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

One book... One book... One book...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Michael Moore.