Donkey Rides Gifts

'Nice ass.'

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"He was a sea rescue."

The Goalkeeper

Lasso

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

25¢ Ride the Pony

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

Horse accidents

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

Grump Horse and Rider

Groucho Chicken

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Horse Riding Trophy

'You do nice work!'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'