Donkey Rides Gifts

'Nice ass.'

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"He was a sea rescue."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

The Scanner Of Love.

The Goalkeeper

Lasso

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

Horse accidents

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Hang Time Fido

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

Grump Horse and Rider

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken

Horse Riding Trophy

'You do nice work!'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."