Donald Trump Critic Fanclub Gifts

Chicken Little Trump

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

US National holiday

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

"Let's just skip to the next planet, this one's not showing any signs of intelligent life."

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

I'm thinking of voting for Bernie Sanders, but I have no idea why. I know why, little buddy. Socialist. Old man. Gray, frizzy hair. Gets grumpy when people aren't listening to him. Not following. Think

'I hate idol gossip.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Make America Trump Again

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Trump and Deep state

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

Republican Dog Walker

The Trump Monologues

"I see you met the author."

Donald Trump Christmas card

"I miss the old days when we used to laugh at Trump's stupidity."

"Oh, grow up!"

"I've never paid taxes. Does that make me a genius or a bad dog?"

Bob Dylan Fan Club

"What...? I can quite any time I want!"

The President as Employee

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

Mark Meadows Mr. Irrelevant

'Human rights are a western con trick. If you let us plunder your country, we'll teach you how a one party system works.'