Trump Critics Gifts

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

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Trumpism Monster

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Violent Rhetoric

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"Nap time for the senate babies"

"Let's just skip to the next planet, this one's not showing any signs of intelligent life."

Ted Budd Caricature

'And you? Any New Year revolutions?'

"I think I'd like a second opinion. . ."

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

"I miss the old days when we used to laugh at Trump's stupidity."

"Oh, grow up!"

"I've never paid taxes. Does that make me a genius or a bad dog?"

"What...? I can quite any time I want!"

Boris Johnson's Devolution

Obama "Saves" 7 Jobs

Lifecycle of Democracy

North Korea: 'You've only lost a ruler - CONTROL YOURSELF!'

Mark Meadows Mr. Irrelevant

Home Alone 45

Gun Victims: Same Old Crap

Parachute..?! What parachute..?!

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

The President as Employee

"This is Jeremy Kyle's Emergency Room. It's traumatic, it's revolting and it's acutely embarrassing. So I asked for a professional opinion. Unfortunately the results came back negative."

"Personally, I never liked tea parties."

'Your bad attitude explodes across the living room, keeping me on the edge of my seat.'

Pevsner Cell Block H.