Trump Skeptic Gifts

A snake is a snake and a skunk is a skunk...A rat is rat and a Trump is a Trump.

The suggestion box.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Suggestions Box

"And me without a Twitter account."

Ted Budd Caricature

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"Let's just skip to the next planet, this one's not showing any signs of intelligent life."

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Make America Trump Again

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

Trump and Deep state

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

"I miss the old days when we used to laugh at Trump's stupidity."

"Oh, grow up!"

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

Republican Dog Walker

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"I've never paid taxes. Does that make me a genius or a bad dog?"

"More to life than money..."

Home Alone 45

Ahmadinejad in New York.

Mark Meadows Mr. Irrelevant

"What...? I can quite any time I want!"

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

Preacher performs a miracle.

"I just don't feel I can trust anyone...I feel surrounded by leeches and liars...they all pretend to care, but they don't."

Revealed: Trump's Cognition Test

President Donald Trump