Trump Aficionado Gifts

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

The Trump Monologues

US National holiday

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Teddy Roosevelt

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Eye Off the Ball

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Footing The Bill

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Destroyers"

William Pitt the Elder