Trump Aficionado Gifts

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

The Trump Monologues

US National holiday

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Footing The Bill

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

William Pitt the Elder

Teddy Roosevelt

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Destroyers"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."